This is going to be my first blog entry...so I am going to dedicate it to all my friends and classmates...so should I give them the awards or just describe them...well..i think giving awards to them would be more appropriate as it would be one arrow and two aims...so starting with
Education ministry-This goes to none other than Purti Choudhary.But she has other qualities too..This cabinet is also shared by Hitesh Maheshwari who continued being topper of our class for the second time and this time he topped the college too
Ministry of travel and sports-This cabinet goes to Ritu Rathore.Travelling Dadabari, Talwandi, Citymall 7 times in a week and hurting her knees and joints all the time she truly deserves this cabinet.
..Telecome ministry-This cabinet goes to Nupoor Agarwal.Despite being single she manages her phone waiting all night, talking to her countrywide friends. This cabinet is also shared by Tarishi Garg.By the way her call log has just five numbers so Nupoor wins the title. By the way her phone is also used by other girls. Thanks to her Reliance ka sim.
Ministry of Environment-This cabinet goes to ***** (name undisclosed due to special request) who is the sole reason of global warming in our hostel.OMG she is so hot!!!
Ministry of child care and family welfare-The charge of this ministry goes to Megha Sinha,with two girl daughters (me and Tarishi).
Speaker of defence-This charge goes to Deepshikha who by hook or by crook proves her point and can show you her short temper if you argue more. By the way do not think that i hate her. She is the most caring girl in this world.Luv u deepshikha
Ministry of Home affairs-She knows everything; cooking food, cleanliness, washing clothes preparing new dishes etc.She is none other than Nidhi Agarwal.To be frank enough I learnt making coffee from her and I always had tips from her for washing coloured and white clothes.
Ministry of oil refineries-This cabinet goes to none other than Tarishi Garg & Mahima Gupta in whose room you can find all kind of oils eg Mustard oil, coconut oil, jasmine oil and every brand...Parachute, vaseline, vatika, ayurvedic and specially mine (jadi butiyon wala tel).na na na they are not smugglers or anything else like that but they are champi wali of our hostel. For oiling of tresses our whole year contacts room no.64
Ministry of irrigation-Whether she is in sorrow or in joy, sleeping or awake she always weeps or to be precise enough, tears roll down her cheeks 24x7.With this undiagnosed disease she fulfils the scarcity of water in our hostel.No doubt she is Priyanka Garg.And this cabinet is also shared by Surabhi Jain(Rondu panda).God !!She takes tension for every worthless and nonsense thing and that’s why weeps all the time..
Ministry of Information and broadcasting-The deserving candidate for this is Shalini Jain.She is Miss Know-It-All of our class. She knows everything ranging from crushes to classes,EIG’s & ECG’s code to syllabus of every subject for midterm, Result of everybody, ranging from topper to maximum backlog holder.By the way she also knows about every nook and corner of not only college but also Kota.Just ask her anything and you would get your answer. Her trusted sources are Salil Sharma and Rajat Choudhary.
Ministry of military and defence-This cabinet goes to Manpreet Singh as he is a wannabe army officer and sees himself as Indian Army officer of future.Tak sir’s class monitor is going to make “india shining “slogan true.......Best of luck Manpreet!!
Ministry of food and agriculture-This cabinet goes to Mayank Rawat as he is a great foodie and his thoughts always revolves not around her girlfriend(friends..he is still single)but around the kitchen of Firdoz.A hardcore non vegetarian, he loves to tease other vegetarians and vegans with his food loving habits..And this cabinet is also shared by Deepika Gupta who always shares her really tasty paranthas with me and gives me a chance of skipping a meal from our horrendous mess.
Ministry of sugar and other sugary substances-I know that government of India doesn’t have such ministry but for our class, this cabinet goes to Dinesh Sharma as his family has the business of maave wali mithaiyaan as told to Manish Chaturvedi Sir during MD’s viva and he also told him the procedure of making synthetic sweets. Like his family business he also speaks sweet just like a little girl child with sugar in her mouth.
Ministry of science and technology-This cabinet is shared by two people.Matolia Rohit Rishikesh and Marutinandan Sharma for their devotion towards gizmos and gadgets.
Ministry of import and export-This cabinet goes to Salil Sharma because he imports tamil songs(btw they are all Greek to me)to his phone and plays it in college.....His nakka mukka track makes me laugh whenever i hear it and his dance on that track makes me roll on floor laughing...and he also the importer of softwares ,movies,videos (and that too are paranormal)in hostel..
