Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Confessions ::10 things that I never did in past 4 years


Never danced on Anukriti’s stage – So what! I enjoyed dancing in the “Bhasad committee”.And I must say dancing in ‘bhasad’ is more pleasing than dancing on stage. But you know what, Cat Delay always asked me a question , “So you think you can dance” and I just want to tell her that just ask any girl who lived with me in  hostel and she would tell you about my hidden talent.Can you do a mujra on James Blunt’s “You are beautiful” ,a broom dance on sasural genda phool ,fusion dance on the banks of Chambal and teach my friends dance steps on “aunty ji” track in nach le ve with Saroj Khan style. That’s so Eisha .
P.S.-Friends having those videos are kindly requested to keep them censored. I don’t want Shakira ,Madhuri and Hrithik to die out of complex . :P

Never carried of the plan of a night out – Yes. I desperately wanted to have a night out and that too at the most happening place a person could ever think about, “The Chor Bazaar” and planed to shop there until the money runs out . But every time I think about this unaccomplished task I console myself by saying , “ don’t worry Eisha, there definitely wont be any Gucci ,Prada or louis vuitton”.

Never considered my hostel’s room less than a zoo- Well , the poster on my door said it all, “Enter at your own risk”.I have witnessed so many  birds and animals intruding in my room.Hide and seek with cats and rats , jumping here and there for sparrows and pigeons and  squirrels also.
But I always wished for a crow to come in my room so that I could say “Damon Salvatore,is that you?” or a snowy owl on my doorsteps with a letter in his beak with Hogwart’s official stamp.Eisha ,Eisha ,Eisha just come out of your fantasy world!

Never woke up early in the morning- Keep that exception factor for Exam days when I dared to wake up early in the morning otherwise before waking up I was used  to say this dialogue to whoever came to wake me up “Bas 5 minutes me uth rahi hu”. And these 5 minutes always helped me to snooze for atleast  half an hour. It feels good to be nocturnal ;)

Never broomed and moped daily-Laziness at its height. So lazy I am that I always preferred to buy the clothes which don’t need to get ironed  so that I don’t have to do it.Well ,you must be wondering about  the frequency of this job done by me. Weekly, monthly,quaterly or semesterly . Well I should keep some skeletons in my closet only :P ;)
And yes...My room was physics freak.The garbage and trash fanatically followed each and every word of Newton's first law of motion :P

Never tasted the delights of Al kareem’s from Aerodrome-I just wish that for Kota, NDTV should hire me as a host for their travel and food shows. I  bet that I can do it better that that Vinod Dua and the anchors from "highway on my plate".From gourmet restaurant to street food ,from treat to tatva ,from chopati to chandiram’s , from south pole to spice express , my taste buds knows the 'zaika' of every kitchen but never got a chance to taste the delights from aerodrome’s al kareem. :(

Never had breakfast before any exam-Well it’s a childhood problem but when my friends knew about it ,it became an unsaid and unwritten rule that they don’t have to bring my breakfast from mess and till the time I come out of exam hall I was on a so called fast ;)
Let it be semester exam, sessionals or even midterm , I always followed this habit of mine.

Never tasted the “thadi’s paranthas”- I always hated the male dominance in our society but when it comes about the food I just cant bear it. UCEians can understand what I want to say!

 Never had the tag of 100% attendance-I just missed this tag with one short attendance in Tak sir’s class and that too was because I had to give a ppt in a Luminere’s event. Nothing good happened ,I just went blank in that ppt and missed the tag of 100% attendance also.But don’t even dare  to make an image of mine as regular class going girl. I hated attending classes of M Tech faculty.For the first time in life it was that poor soul namely Yagvalakya  who threatened me of detaining on the basis of short attendence even though  I attended almost every class of his subject knowing the fact that he was kind of a weirdo .Mr. Yagvalakya ,just go and get a life!

Never finished my plate in mess- I always had to have scoldings from Mahima and Purti about this. I always made my plate assuming that I would finish the whole but my assumptions always turned out to be wrong and result…scolding :( .This was the favourite dialogue of  Mahima and Purti when I left the dining table “Phir se khana chod diya”

MISCHIEF MANAGED!!! 

Thursday, March 7, 2013

You know you were in UCE's batch of mine when.....


ucex was talk of the town - inspired by 'The social networking' , the Mark Zuckerberg of our batch was born in the year 2011 . But even before the batch could make up the whats, whys and hows about the page, '404 not found' broke hearts of many  students!

rtuleaks.com became pain in a** for the administration- Ahh... Kudos to Julian Assange of our batch (well, if my trusted and 'khufiya' sources are right then I know that who he is  ;) :P ).And if you had ever  tried who.is for rtuleaks you would have known that how smart and clever was UCE's Julian Assange.
What made  my blood boil was no action or reaction for the website when it was publishing the plights of students but as soon as it started to publish the stories against the adminstration  with proofs , the administration started to blame every other student with the help of their stooges from our batch.
Whatever ,the mind behind this website is on the wall of fame for each and every student of our batch!
#Respect!

You hated M Tech faculty like anything- Do i have to explain it any further?

CS/IT batch witnessed that 'Bomb Blast'- no,no,no....do not think about RDX or TNT as explosives used. But what it actually was definitely explosive enough to burst our stomachs with laughter. the explosive used was stale (and really stale) curd with a cracker which was planted on the ceiling fan !And the 555 timer IC  used in this case were the incense sticks! Imagine , in the middle of the class you witness a boom and suddenly realize that something is tripping on your neck and head.  Spooky! but once you realize that what actually happened I bet a blast again must have happened in your stomach.
And you know what, the mastermind behind all this was from our branch ,EC. And here comes one more person on the wall of fame!
RIP that ceiling fan.
 P.S.-Dear sorority, curd is good for hair! LOL!

Election of GS was more important than final seminar presentation and project submission for EE batch-  from faculty to students of EE and a few other xyz students , every body was involved in this affair! And I have said enough for the smarties!

Girls from CE batch played mirror mirror on the wall- argh... they considered themselves as beauty queens .I think they were used to measure angles with instruments on which they have to keep the flock of hair or the inclination on which they have to keep their dupatta on their shoulders. And a few from EC wore makeup  as if they had to present  a mime somewhere!

One of your friends have duplicate keys of the labs - which is fully air conditioned, and has 'really' high speed internet.Yes buddies , I am talking about IBM lab!

Last but not the least-You knew a girl who had a very unique style of walking , almost jumping or trying aviation at every step of her walking and wandering in the alleys of A block with her little red 'lilliput' bag! :P